【龙腾网】小龙虾占领中国某公司办公室

八卦谈佚名 ▪ 2022-12-10 20:31:29

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Dozens of crayfish took over an office floor in China’s Zhejiang province after a woman forgot to take her order of 10kg of the seafood home.

在中国浙江省，一位女士忘记带10公斤的海鲜回家后，几十只小龙虾占据了办公室

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Yusra Nayab
You’ve heard of “floor is lava” now feast your eyes upon “floor is crayfish”

你们应该听过“岩浆满地”（一款手游），现在满眼都是“龙虾满地”。

Deputy_ Commander
Crayfish : i''m hereby claimed this floor as my territory.

小龙虾：在此特此宣称，此楼层为吾等之领地！

Winston Wan
Crayfish can''t escape from their fate after trying to flee from being cooked

小龙虾：这几个小时的逃亡，终究是错付了。

Putera Khalid Eragon Al-Rodie
They kinda remind me of cockroaches :/
让我想起蟑螂。 (ノ-_-)ノ ~┻━┻
koko nana
Glad they are not snakes. Otherwise, it''s gonna be an apocalypse there in front of the elevator.

幸好这不是蛇。否则，电梯里就会上演启示录。-------------译者：咸鱼维克多--- 审核者：Lonkzxc------------

Logan Chadwick
Crayfishes: MY BROTHERS THE REVOLUTION HAS STARTED!!!, TODAY WE TAKE THE OFFICE BUT TOMORROW WE SHALL TAKE THE WORLD!!!.

小龙虾：兄弟们！革命开始了！今天我们只有一间办公室，明天我们将占领全世界！！！

Grand Fred
Hi! I''m one of the crayfish. I would like to alx that some of my neighbors don''t respect the social distanciation...

嗨！我是其中一只小龙虾。我要投诉我的邻居们不遵守社交隔离

Anas Desmond Abdi
Soo brave just to come out of that elevator , I would have just go back and close the elevator

他们居然敢从电梯里爬出来，要是我就爬回去然后躲在电梯里。

Shimrbae 482
"I thought they were cockroaches I was terrified"
how are crayfish less scary then?!

”我还以为是蟑螂，我怕死蟑螂了“
所以小龙虾就不吓人了？！小龙虾没有排面的吗？！
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- Rafther -
No one gonna question what happaned to the woman who ordered those crayfish after this?

没人关心那个买了这些小龙虾的女人后来怎么样了吗？

ena mendoza.
when you accidentally downloaded the mr crayfish furniture mod and didn''t follow the instructions:

当你错误地下载了小龙虾Mod又没按说明操作………… （我的世界梗）

Mr P
Looks like a horror movie title The death of the crayfish.???

恐怖电影：小龙虾之死

Joshua Kenji
Wow she actually ended up cooking it ??

哈哈！她还真的把这些煮了（吃了）？

Monika
0:09
look at that high quality editing

看0:09那里的高分辨率的剪辑

S. C.
Crayfish are so cute, like tiny lobsters)

小龙虾真可爱，就像小小的龙虾。（我都不知道该说中文贫乏还是英语神经病了）

John D
They run so fast

（小龙虾）跑得真快

Novik
Almost everyone: "It''s free food."

几乎所有人都觉得 ”这是免费食物“

Michael Davis
Cajons are on their way

卡戎斯来了。（不明白这句是什么梗）

Pro Huawei
No one:
Crayfish: Hippity hoppity the floor is my property

没人：（字面意思）
小龙虾：不占山头当蚂蚁，占着山头当皇帝！
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Maddie Evelyn
No one:
Me: hey this is like a minecraft silverfish infestation

没人：
我：嗨，这看上去就象我的世界里的蠹虫入侵（事件）

Butter Lord
She ended up bringing them home

结果她还是把这些小龙虾带回家了。

Me: Awww how sweet

我：啊啊啊啊！真甜！

And cooked them

然后她就把小龙虾煮了

Me: Awww how delicious

我：啊啊啊啊！真爽！

KAM S KKC
Why did they edit the bags.... When we could clearly see it in a few seconds after the edit.
Maybe the company''s name was on it !!!

为啥那个袋子要打码？特别是几秒以后又没打码了。
可能是要遮掉某个公司的名字？

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·KIWIDOGGO·
0:08 who else noticed the crayfish were edited on XD

谁注意到了0:08连小龙虾都被打码了。 XD
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China Bill
We like eating crayfish in China. It’s delicious.

在中国我们喜欢吃小龙虾。这非常美味

ZGT Man
Imagine, you''re just about to get out from the floor and suddenly the floor in front of you are filled with swarms of crayfish.

想象一下，你刚刚走进这里，突然间地板上出现了一大堆小龙虾

movingwater stone
Ill start picking them up for dinner

我会把它们带走作晚餐

morel von doom
humans: stay home for safety
crayfish: its free real estate

人类：因疫情苟活于蜗居
小龙虾：以自由闻达于网络

I have one of the best ****s as a pfp
0:04 looks like a bunch of cockroaches running around...

0:04那里看上去就像一堆蟑螂在到处跑…………

Death Gamer808
0:52 then those r the biggest cockroaches anyone will ever c

然后0:52那些前所未见的大蟑螂………… （英文丢失了一部分）

arcanesage
Who''d have thought the bag of crayfish in my freezer was harvested from a Chinese office?

我冰箱里的那袋小龙虾就是从这样的办公室里抓来的。真的，你看我诚实的眼睛！

Daniel Gao
Crayfish: hipity hopity your floor is my property

小龙虾：不占山头当蚂蚁，占着山头当皇帝！
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Joshua Balcazar
I’m glad they didn’t execute order 66

很高兴他们没有执行66号令。（不懂是什么梗）

Klazer Grazzing
When crayrave started playing in the background

这些小龙虾一定是在看不到的地方搞了个狂欢节。

???
These crayfish are like students leaving a classroom after school-they finally have their freedom from teachers lol :)

这就象是学生放学后争先恐后地从老师身边逃开。 lol ：）

Austin Po
0:27 ‐ I mean they didn''t have to jump over them

在0:27那里，那些人其实没必要跳着走。
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Donkey Shlong
“Forgot to pick up her order”

忘记拿她的订单

satria amiluhur
That''s a lot of proteins

这是一堆蛋白质

Charles Mathew Ong
I like how she''s terrified of them but ends up cooking and eating them

我喜欢她害怕它们，而最后又把它们煮了吃掉

Euro Frontline
Crayfish- yeah, I''ve survived from being consumed by someone,

小龙虾：太好了，我没变成某人的美食

Chinese folks - lol no ways, it''s 2020 the year of celebration to only eat

中国老铁：哈哈没门，2020是庆祝大吃的一年

Krussshh cong kyot
Yummy ??

美味？？

M A
Asian man is like DINNER on the 1st floor..

亚洲人就像一楼的晚餐

krepnata kadara
It''ll be more fun if it''s cockroach instead, floor, wall and ceiling filled with them

如果是蟑螂那乐子可就大了，地板，墙壁和天花板到处都是

?nz s?L
HaHaHa

哈哈哈

so funny ?

很有意思？
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Kookiez with some Tae
Why is this so fricking funny ??????

怎么TMD这么好笑？

Charlton Gio Prepe?a
Crayfish: we''re extinct.

小龙虾：我们想找个地方躲起来

Sofi
I''d be so terrified to walk over them

想象我（走在这个楼层）跨过小龙虾，真是受不了！！！

Big Brain
Crayfish: Hippity hoppity we got a new property

小龙虾：不占山头当蚂蚁，占着山头当皇帝！
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Markgraf
Well, the order was perfect. It''s flash!

好顶赞！这次买的小龙虾真是完美，（新鲜得可以到处跑）

Paul Chen
Typical Asian activity finding crayfish on the floor ending up taking them home and cooking them

在房子里把小龙虾找出来然后带回去煮了，是一项典型的亚洲人的业余活动。

TheRoyalFlame 1
Smh they’re obviously paid actors in crayfish costumes

显然他们莫名就请了一些演员来扮小龙虾

Ballowax 2002
Aw they look like turtles from this security cam footage

啊噢，从监控镜头里，他们看起来象是乌龟。
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Cats Are YES
Just light the building on fire. I ain’t getting near those things.

麻烦烧掉这栋楼！我看着鸡皮疙瘩都起来了！

Jahedul Haque
Your welcome for 1k ??

（这得对这些小龙虾说）一千次欢迎光临？

Nicosia11
I would’ve ran out real quick

我（要是在场，）肯定会逃得比谁都快。

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